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Trump's Crypto Pardon: So, We're Just Making Stuff Up Now?
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The Pardon That Makes Zero Sense
So, Trump apparently pardoned some crypto dude he claims he doesn't even know. Let that sink in for a minute. The guy who was supposedly gonna "drain the swamp" was just handing out pardons like they were candy on Halloween, and he didn't even bother to ask who he was letting off the hook?
Give me a break.
Senator Markwayne Mullin's trying to play cleanup, saying Trump got "recommendations" and trusts his team. Okay, sure. But is anyone actually buying this? We're talking about a presidential pardon, not picking a restaurant for lunch. Shouldn't there be, I dunno, some level of due diligence? Some basic understanding of why this person deserves to be pardoned?
Mullin tries to deflect, bringing up Biden using an autopen for pardons. As if two wrongs suddenly make a right. "Biden pardoned family members!" he shouts, as if that justifies anything. Whataboutism at its finest, folks. As reported by CNN, Mullin addressed Trump's claim that he didn't know the crypto billionaire he pardoned in an interview. GOP Sen. on Trump saying he doesn’t know who crypto billionaire he pardoned is.
But back to Trump's claim of ignorance. It’s insulting, frankly. Are we supposed to believe that the President of the United States is just a rubber stamp for whatever his advisors tell him to do? I mean, I know the guy isn't exactly known for his deep dives into policy, but this is a whole new level of "I plead ignorance."
The Swamp Is Thriving, Baby
This whole situation stinks of something rotten. A crypto pardon, shrouded in mystery, with the president claiming he has no clue who he pardoned? It's like a bad movie plot, except it's real life and our government is the punchline.
And what about the crypto billionaire in question? Who is this person, and what kind of dirt do they have to get a presidential pardon without even a handshake? The lack of transparency is deafening. We’re left to speculate, and honestly, the most likely explanations are probably the most cynical ones.
It's not just about this one pardon, it’s about the entire system. The revolving door between government and the crypto world, the lack of regulation, the sheer amount of money sloshing around... it's all a recipe for corruption. And this pardon? This is just the cherry on top of the st sundae.
Then again, maybe I'm the crazy one here. Maybe I'm expecting too much from our elected officials. Maybe I should just accept that corruption is the norm and move on. But honestly... I can't.
JavaScript Disabled? Seriously?
Oh, and speaking of things that make no sense: X.com telling me JavaScript is disabled? In this day and age? Come on. It's like going back to 1999. It's a constant reminder that even the platforms we rely on are constantly breaking, changing, and generally making our lives more difficult.
It's a minor annoyance, sure, but it's also symbolic of the larger problem: tech companies pushing out half-baked products, expecting us to just deal with the bugs and glitches. Just like politicians pushing through shady deals and expecting us to swallow their excuses.
So, What's the Real Story Here?
Look, this whole thing is a joke. Trump's "I don't know anything about it" defense is laughable, Mullin's deflection is pathetic, and the entire situation reeks of corruption. The swamp isn't just drained, it's thriving. And we're all just swimming in it. I ain't holding my breath for any real answers on this one.
